crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

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lugated:

 

unexplained-events:

Tyson the Swan

Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.

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tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

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signalspells:

faokryn:

theprettygoodgatsby:

firebirdy:

This may be the best book I have ever purchased. It is definitely in the top 10

whAT BOOK IS THIS

To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North.  Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure book.

Representation! Even if it is just a joke…

signalspells:

faokryn:

theprettygoodgatsby:

firebirdy:

This may be the best book I have ever purchased. It is definitely in the top 10

whAT BOOK IS THIS

To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North.  Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure book.

Representation! Even if it is just a joke…

(via hamlet2015)

gentlemanbones:

bunnyfood:

(via)

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

bunnyfood:

(via)

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

(via everything-that-makesme)

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

(via phuckingphan)

tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

(via figuremy--heartout)

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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(via revolution-freewill)

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iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

(via thisismedisappearing)

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

theclearlydope:

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handjob:

by e

handjob:

by e

4gifs:

The cat ate my homework

4gifs:

The cat ate my homework

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